Fight the pirates. They won’t take you alive!

You grab a bit of driftwood and take a swing at the pirate captain. Just as it connects with his sword, he is stung by a poison cone shell. The crew thinks you defeated him. They make you their captain. You convince them to turn their lives around and become contributing members of society. As a reward for ending the piracy problem the king of Aviandria offers you a spot on his council. You…